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Jimmy Kimmel’s Crocodile Tears and the Death of Accountability

- by Michael Phillips - Leave a Comment

Jimmy Kimmel returned from suspension with crocodile tears and a self-serving lecture on free speech—but no apology, no accountability, and no admission that he smeared conservatives by falsely linking them to Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Instead of telling the truth, Kimmel played the victim, proving once again that for Hollywood elites, the narrative matters more than honesty.

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Newsom’s New Army: The People’s Republic of California Unveils the Migrant Militia

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In a bold new recruitment drive, California proudly unveiled the Migrant Militia, a cutting-edge force dedicated to “protecting chaos and defending progressive values.” Armed with tote bags, spray paint, and the righteous fury of a Twitter thread, these freedom fighters stand ready to guard every burning trash can from the tyranny of order. As the slogan declares: “Why build when you can burn?”

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The “Talk-Back Tour”: Maryland Democrats Pretend to Listen While Plotting More Tax Hikes

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The Maryland Democratic Party’s “Talk-Back Tour” is criticized as a superficial effort to connect with voters while avoiding meaningful change. Rather than addressing pressing issues like crime, inflation, and education, the tour focuses on crafting new talking points ahead of the 2026 elections, risking further alienation from constituents.

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Top 10 Sandwiches Best for Projectiles When Forced to Engage in a Friendly Game of “Catch” with Federal Law Enforcement Officers

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Michael Phillips humorously evaluates various sandwiches as potential projectiles, ranking them by their throwing effectiveness. From the formidable baguette to the messy meatball sub, each sandwich’s characteristics, such as weight and aerodynamics, are discussed. Ultimately, it cautions against using food as a weapon while appreciating culinary creativity.

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The McMahon Machine: Where Feelings Are Felonies and Substack Is a Crime Scene

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In Staten Island, free speech isn’t just under fire — it’s apparently a criminal offense. DA Mike McMahon, rattled by a Substack post that bruised his ego, is now treating satire like sabotage and dissent like a felony. If feelings are the new felony standard, we might need to build more jails — for writers, bloggers, and anyone with a spine. Welcome to McMahon’s America, where the Constitution takes a backseat to crybaby prosecution.

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From “Conspiracy Theory” to Policy Disaster — and Back Again

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In 2025, Michael Phillips highlights how numerous beliefs deemed outrageous in 2020 became official policies under Biden by 2024. He outlines 15 examples, including digital vaccine passports and government-funded censorship, emphasizing Trump’s efforts to reverse these changes. The article critiques the transformation of conspiracy theories into reality, urging vigilance.

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Ten Ways Governor Wes Moore Has Impoverished Marylanders — And Why It’s Time to Rethink His Agenda

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Under Governor Wes Moore, Maryland has seen detrimental economic and social policies that have harmed the working and middle class. His progressive initiatives have led to tax increases, inflated utility costs, overregulation of small businesses, and expanded welfare dependency, leaving many Marylanders poorer and less hopeful for the future.

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Democracy by Design? More Like Districts by Design: Andy Ellis Says Maryland Voters Are Being Played

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Maryland faces severe gerrymandering, compromising the significance of voters’ choices, as highlighted by gubernatorial candidate Andy Ellis. The manipulation of district lines ensures safety for incumbents, stifling competition and independent voices. Ellis advocates for reforms like open primaries and nonpartisan redistricting to restore true democracy, emphasizing that current systems are purposely flawed.

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The One Percent That Terrifies Annapolis: Why Andy Ellis Says Maryland Is Built to Silence You

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Andy Ellis, Green Party candidate for governor in Maryland, aims to challenge the political system designed to exclude third parties. Requiring only 1% for ballot access, he highlights barriers like media neglect and lack of debate participation. His goal is to generate 100,000 votes to expose the flaws in democracy and empower voters.

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Maryland’s Rigged System? Andy Ellis Says the Real Power Problem Is in Annapolis

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In Maryland, political power remains concentrated in the hands of a Democratic supermajority, undermining true democratic representation. Andy Ellis, the Green Party gubernatorial candidate, criticizes gerrymandering and voter exclusion. He advocates for a Citizen Ballot Initiative to empower voters and aims to spark accountability in governance, emphasizing that the current system is not normal.

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