Newsom’s New Army: The People’s Republic of California Unveils the Migrant Militia
In a bold new recruitment drive, California proudly unveiled the Migrant Militia, a cutting-edge force dedicated to “protecting chaos and defending progressive values.” Armed with tote bags, spray paint, and the righteous fury of a Twitter thread, these freedom fighters stand ready to guard every burning trash can from the tyranny of order. As the slogan declares: “Why build when you can burn?”
