BREAKING: Desperate Journalist Hires Clown Puppet as Legal Counsel in Maryland Family CourtBy The Habeas Circus News Desk
Local journalist Mike Phillips shocked court attendees by hiring a clown puppet, Mr. Wiggles, as his attorney. Despite the absurdity, Phillips found Mr. Wiggles more competent than previous lawyers, as the puppet utilized unconventional legal tactics. The Maryland Bar Association criticized the act, but many parents in court applauded. Phillips plans to continue this unusual legal strategy.