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BREAKING: Desperate Journalist Hires Clown Puppet as Legal Counsel in Maryland Family CourtBy The Habeas Circus News Desk

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Local journalist Mike Phillips shocked court attendees by hiring a clown puppet, Mr. Wiggles, as his attorney. Despite the absurdity, Phillips found Mr. Wiggles more competent than previous lawyers, as the puppet utilized unconventional legal tactics. The Maryland Bar Association criticized the act, but many parents in court applauded. Phillips plans to continue this unusual legal strategy.

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Economy / Government Waste / satire / Taxes and Fees

10 Brilliant New Things Wes Moore Can Tax Now That Maryland’s Already Broke

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Maryland faces a $3 billion deficit despite a $5.5 billion surplus. Governor Wes Moore seeks innovative tax solutions, leading to a satirical list of proposed taxes. These include fees for breathing, eye contact, and even thoughts perceived as dissent. The proposals highlight absurdities in Maryland’s financial landscape under Moore’s leadership.

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