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Family Court / satire

BREAKING: Desperate Journalist Hires Clown Puppet as Legal Counsel in Maryland Family CourtBy The Habeas Circus News Desk

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Local journalist Mike Phillips shocked court attendees by hiring a clown puppet, Mr. Wiggles, as his attorney. Despite the absurdity, Phillips found Mr. Wiggles more competent than previous lawyers, as the puppet utilized unconventional legal tactics. The Maryland Bar Association criticized the act, but many parents in court applauded. Phillips plans to continue this unusual legal strategy.

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Politics / satire

🧼 The Great American Virtue Olympics: Which State Virtue Signals the Most?

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The 2025 Virtue Signaling State Rankings critique states like California, New York, and Massachusetts for prioritizing performative activism over meaningful governance. Through examples like California’s plastic straw ban and New York’s inclusive bagel guidelines, the post highlights how leaders focus on appearances while neglecting real issues, creating a “look good” culture.

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democrats / Government Waste / Maryland / satire

Maryland Governor Wes Moore Unveils Revolutionary Math: Saving Taxpayers by Taxing Them Into Poverty

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Maryland Governor Wes Moore announced purported savings while introducing various new taxes and fees, like the Invisible Item Fee and the Noncompliance Imagination Penalty. Critics argue his budget math is fictional, claiming it burdens taxpayers. Despite rising costs, Moore maintains Maryland families thrive, promising potential relief from taxes in 2029.

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Campaigns / elections / satire

The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

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Montgomery County has launched its 2026 campaign season, emphasizing identity over policy. A variety of unprecedented candidates, including a gender-fluid Indo-Puerto-African-American and a vegan socialist Black Irish Muslim, are vying for positions. Critics argue that while identity politics thrive, essential government services suffer, prompting residents to seek more functional governance elsewhere.

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Campaigns / elections / satire

Is Justin Ready… Running for President? Local Senator Accused of Caring Too Much

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Maryland State Senator Justin Ready has stirred presidential rumors through his engaged community presence, which includes attending school board meetings and helping at events. Despite denying any campaign plans, his actions have prompted memes and speculation about his potential candidacy, highlighting modern politics’ irony in appearing genuine.

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democrats / Maryland / satire

Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

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Baltimore, MD – A Maryland man known only as “Duke Fresh,” who rose through the ranks of organized crime, human trafficking, and the local PTA, was honored Thursday night at …

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democrats / Maryland / satire / voter outreach

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

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Maryland Governor Wes Moore is rumored to be using doppelgangers to attend multiple events simultaneously, mimicking Russian tactics. Amidst the allegations, his office maintains he manages his packed schedule with exceptional capability. Meanwhile, residents show mixed reactions, preferring the presence of any version of Moore as long as issues are addressed.

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Fiscal Spending / Infrastructure / satire / Traffic

Gridlock and Grandstanding: Maryland’s 10 Worst Traffic Nightmares — And What Wes Moore Isn’t Doing About Them

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Maryland’s traffic congestion continues to plague residents, with Governor Wes Moore criticized for his ineffective leadership. Despite grand transportation plans, his administration fails to address critical issues like road expansion and updates. Instead, it focuses on public image, leaving commuters frustrated in gridlock and unfulfilled promises of improvement.

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Campaigns / elections / satire

Andy Ellis: Maryland’s Green Crusader Ready to Ruffle Feathers

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Andy Ellis, the Green Party candidate in Maryland, aims to promote environmental awareness and grassroots democracy in the gubernatorial race. Transitioning from a debate coach to a political contender, he emphasizes community empowerment and sustainable policies. His campaign represents a refreshing alternative in Maryland’s political landscape, advocating for inclusion and reform.

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satire

BREAKING: DNC Study Finds Men Like Beer, Tools, and Not Being Called ToxicBy Political Party Animals News Desk

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The Democratic National Committee launched a $20 million initiative to improve communication with American men, particularly blue-collar voters. Key findings emphasize avoiding pronouns and negative phrases, using relatable language, and offering incentives like snacks. The report humorously suggests that simply asking about men’s days can foster better connections.

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